....Joffrey?

Holy shit even bots show more variation than this.

They are the tragedy you fucking pud.

Please show me how attacking the NRA means that Cruz is going to walk and not be punished for his crime.

I mean yeah they’re driving the conversation on gun control and effectively keeping the nation focused on the issue for a change.

Speaking of that conference:

Right after finishing my other comment, I see this on Twitter.

A lot of these people will only dig in deeper as more of this comes out because despite the sophistication of what the Russians did, the average person does not and cannot admit to being wrong or fooled.

(Paraphrasing) When you’re accustomed to gerrymandering, fairness feels like conscious pro-Dem mapping choices.

Thoughts and prayers

Congratulations to every idiot who believes I was referring to full auto rifles, which are so rare they’re almost never-but occasionally-used in these massacres. (After this many goddamn years of mass shootings I am familiar with the pedant playbook, which involves bringing up random #gunfacts until someone on the…

Came here for this. Not disappointed.

An assault rifle is a selective-fire rifle with the capacity to flip between semi-auto and full auto, which is why this article is about a category of weapons and accessories which would be legally categorized as “assault weapons” with major restrictions on who is allowed to just carry them around, you pedantic chud.

It’s an over-exaggeration and it’s intellectually dishonest. This is the tried-and-true favorite argument of the NRA: incrementalism. If you do one thing, all of these other things happen, so do nothing. But it is statistically proven to be false. The assault weapons ban decreased deaths by gun massacre by 47%, and as…

Did you know that due to advances in transportation it’s possible to purchase goods in one city and take them to another city that has restrictions on those goods? We used to do it all the time when I lived in Georgia and fireworks were banned - they even set up roadside shops right over the state line!

Out of curiosity, my completely rational friend - how many children would it take massacring in school for you to decide that it’s ok to put some focus on it? 17 isn’t enough. 20? 50? 100?

Sorry I’m bigoted against evil assholes. I’m sure evil assholes the world over are devastated.