You didn’t respond to anything I wrote. Instead you merely posted a continuation of your ad hominem attacks, which have no foundation in truth. I’d have to flunk you if I was your debate teacher.

There is NO better way to preface I’M A MORON WHO SHOULDN’T BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY than saying “‘There is NO better way to preface FAKE NEWS than saying ‘CNN posted a great article the other day’”

Where do you live? How is home ownership pathetic? What makes you think I work at a gas station? What makes you think I am upset or lonely?

“Prove it loser. I bet you’re lying”

Pray tell, where did you go to school, dummy?

“Please write another five paragraph essay.”

“You’re only making yourself look worse super triggered guy-in-parents-basement.”

Too many medium-sized words for you, huh?

1. You made me famous? How, by granting me the same privilege to make you look foolish that you give everyone else here? Thanks, I guess Mr. Pending Approval who is constantly removed by Jezebel mods.

Blah blah blah, I disagree with republicans because of reasons I’m trying to cleverly hide from projecting but it actually stems from my need to be a hipster, racist, bigot, and air tight close minded. All I get from these infinitesimal stories.

It took you almost two weeks to think of a reply? Damn, you suck. Well, I can take a few minutes away from my job every couple of weeks if my payoff is your continued humiliation.

“Hell, Trump even bought & sold Hillary.”

Fantastic how you are arguing Hillary was the candidate being bought and sold by foreign interests when Trump literally has investments abroad (most of which he refuses to disclose, in contravention of longstanding tradition) and has nominated a cabinet full of people with other foreign entanglements.

I see. You’re not only an idiot, but also insane.

Your personal suggestions are irrelevant. Are you familiar with how the primary and nomination process works?

Is this a joke?

I don’t think so. Perhaps it would be better to explain your argument more specifically and not in the abstract or in “riddles.”

That “explanation” makes no logical sense.

Separate but equal?

“Pro-tip, don’t exactly do the thing you’re calling someone a douchebag for doing.”