Now that’s a vagina I would eat with a liberal application of horseradish.

Is it terrible that I think your vagina looks delicious? Though, I am somewhat afraid to ask what the pickle represents.

This post is very confusing for me. I am gay, but I also loved Pastrami and corned beef. So.....

My first thought when I saw this tweet was similar. I am POSITIVE I have had lots more sex than Taylor Swift, and a kid, and my vagina doesn't look like any meat sandwich. Maybe some sort of rare beautiful but deadly flower.

Welp, now I know what I’m having for lunch.

Please post a pic of you rubbing the two halves of the sandwich together. For science.

omg

Looks delicious.

I thought that was a picture of Roger Ailes genitals?

I do think she must be pretty damn frustrated at this point.

YES. And good luck ever getting it entirely out of either location.

I don’t trust MA in special elections.....

I think a lot of people brain freeze or short out when a not immediately close to them death occurs. Like: “Flowers are so temporary and wasteful. They probably have too many casseroles. What would be distracting but still THEM. Oh shit what do I DO?” I think any gesture is sincerely lovely.

But they're women, and it's more of a crime to be culturally embarrassing as a woman than to be financially criminal as a man.

I don’t know, they seem pretty harmless. If you want to talk about privilege in the context of poor people getting gunned down, maybe contrast it with how easy white collar criminals have it when they get arrested as compared to a bunch of airheads flouncing around in the woods.

You just know they all knew.. right? And they plotted over wine and laughed and laughed because they all thought it would slip through and no one would know. They stupid.

I just don’t see how you could possibly provide this service. A breakup box should consist of gin, old photographs, any remaining items of his in your home, and scissors. I don’t need you to send me what I definitely already have in my possession.

I really don’t give a shit whether she shuts up or not.

I expected Gawker’s czar of media ethics Jordan “help blackmail and out a non-public figure from a competing company” Sargent to handle this article but at least we got Anna “ I have a journalism degree from Columbia and only an idiot would question this totally over-the-top story” Merlan is a fine replacement.

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