Sure, in the sense that they'll be saying, "Hey, how can we keep shooting people with our normal, peace loving guns while we take away the assault weapons from those with an excess of melanin. What!?! No, I am not being racist. I just want to have me and people like me to have any weapon that we want and I want people…

Things are changing. The police just said they’re going to stop using “soft” tactics and return to brutal authoritarianism. So we’ve got that going for us.

To be fair, they’re both fairly racist, right wing Tories so there is some basis for comparison.

Inferior Baron Harkonnen cosplayer Roger Ailes...

bacon scented jowl monster?

Won’t most people just think that’s a picture of Donald Trump?

uh, you mean the best, most heartbreaking movie with a rockin soundtrack ever? ASAP, imo.

“Get OFF the NUCLEAR WEAPON! NOW!”

Ben affleck mocking Michael bay on the Armageddon commentary is my favorite.

Steve Buscemi had some pretty great lines in that movie.

Ugh...touching the stuffins of your sandwich is NOT cool. ewww

That is a classic “Is she really about to cry in public? Oh shit, what do I do?” pose.

IS THIS AN APPROPRIATE PLACE FOR ME TO POST THIS TATTOO I GOT OF KATE WEARING A CROWN OF ROSE QUARTZ A FEW MONTHS AGO?

Hah—yeah ok buddy. Typical masshole, your handle is apt. Walk out though, small and as wrong as when you walked in.

In 1984, Mondale lost the white vote by a larger margin (22 points) to Reagan. In 1980, Carter lost the white vote by 20 points to Reagan...the same as Obama. Instead of making things completely about race, you might wanna get your facts straight. (hint: whites trend more toward Republicans than PoC do in most…

What I don’t like are ridiculously weak claims in which someone purports to be smarter than the rest of the world based on nothing.

“Who knew one testicle could produce so much? It was like an ocean wave of squirmy, cholesterol-filled goodness! Through the chunky coat of jizz covering my eyes, I turned to see Lenny Dykstra, recently released from his latest state-sponsored internment, diving headlong into the tarp covering the floor, riding the…

It's in the story above that you're commenting on.

“Barely scandalous”? If the True Yankees were betting on themselves to lose, that would be one of the biggest (and legitimately so!) scandals in baseball history. Dear God, do I hope it's true...

Just to summarize this grammatically tortured post: You’re saying that the main reason a tawdry rumor about Derek Jeter FUCKING A TEAMMATE in the sauna and then submitting to sexual blackmail at the hands of an HIV-positive clubhouse attendant is considered “unbelievable” is because people RESPECT Derek Jeter.