Judging the fuck out of you.

Fucking stoners.

I sorta hope that bobcat tears that kid’s face off.

Wrong.

You type like you have a small dick.

Does this mention the two of you making out? There’s no way I’m reading it if it doesn’t.

Nice humblebrag, fuckstain.

Go look up kinetic in the dictionary. He didn’t misspeak.

Prozac.

That movie was so bad and I’ve enjoyed it twice.

Louis Jadot is good stuff.

This gave me a belly laugh.

You’re an idiot.

You’re just searching for something to be offended about. Seriously, that’s the stupidest thing I’ve heard in weeks.

You need to find a much safer space if you consider this to be gross.

Oh, God.

lol

Damn you.

I’m not reading this article ‘cuz I don’t want to ruin my “Natalie Portman Alone Time".

lol