iamnotironic
That Is Not Ironic
iamnotironic

You’re not supposed to chew it.

That is not ironic.

This does not surprise me.

You’re consistently wrong.

Yawn.

Again, you’re a fucking idiot.

You have no idea what you’re talking about.

You’re a fucking idiot.

You ever notice that most nutritionists are morbidly obese?

Maher’s a fucking asshole.

Well, on the plus side, it hasn’t stopped you from making hundreds of tonedeaf posts every day.

A brief look at your posting history indicates that you’re crazier than a shithouse rat.

“This one is clingy with a capital stalker.”

You don’t ask, your lawyer has him served while he’s at work after the locksmith finishes changing the locks and after you’ve put the money you need into your own account.

You’re a fucking idiot.

“Other countries have already stressed the importance of open access, including President Barack Obama,...”

Not true.

Wept for joy when it was over.

Nobody cares.

But, not forgivable.