A New Yorker cartoon, because a classy man deserves a classy magazine.

I’m going to texas in January, and no lie, I’m most excited to go to Buc-ees.

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

No puppet, no puppet. You’re the puppet.

Or the girl in Mike Pence’s Indianastan that was sentenced to 20 years for a miscarriage and had to be bailed out by the state Supreme Court

Colon debuted April 4, 1997, the same year Turner field opened. That’s right Bartolo Colon’s career has outlasted Turner Field

Said this elsewhere, but it bears repeating... Clinton, Obama, et al were right about one thing: this election was about what kind of country we are. And the electorate has decided: we are an asshole. Of the assholes, by the assholes, for the assholes. And now we have an Asshole-in-Chief. Van Jones is right, we are a…

So you only work in absolutes. Relativism has no place in the work force? Got it.

Isn’t Starbucks one of the best case scenarios for lower wage workers? It was my understanding that they have been offering benefits and stuff for years before anyone gave that to service industry workers.

It’s nice to see a quarterback for the Browns call for a three man line that doesn’t involve a rolled up 20.

Conservatism: Pushing back against objective reality since St Ronald of Reagan descended from capitalist heaven in the year of our lord, nineteen hundred and eighty.

OR DO THEY??????

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

Cubs: How’s everything going tonight?
Indians: Fine.
Cubs: Your entrees are good?
Indians: Yes, fine, thanks.
Cubs: More water?
Indians: All set, I’d just like to-
Cubs: Refresh your wine?
Indians: No, thank you, but the food is getting col-
Cubs: Care for the dessert menu?
Indians: No, please, let me eat my dinn-
Cubs: More…

It’s too bad the prime interface is terrible.

Oh, you sweet summer child. A lot of the ones near me have revamped to add this, but in ye olden times, most theaters I ever went to (and some still) don’t have reserved seating. Half the reason lines would wind around the block before a movie premiere was because if you didn’t get there early, you didn’t get a good…

It’s fun to walk up to random front doors and yell to see if Alexa will unlock them for you!

It’s fun to walk up to random front doors and yell to see if Alexa will unlock them for you!

But did you see all those buffalo?! That was a lot of buffalo! No one has that many buffalos! Or is it buffalie?

It’s “It’s.” :)