I laughed way harder at this than I should have... STAR FOR YOU

“Someone who posts something I don’t agree with about someone who did something bad deserves x worse to happen to him”

Don’t fear the switch. I was in the same boat as you... had been with AT&T for over 12 years. I went to T Mobile and haven’t regretted it for a second. Saved me over $30 a month. Fuck AT&T

I wish I could give you more stars.

Or... just fly Southwest, and don’t worry about any of this.

He passed the time chewing Bakooza Joe bubblegum.

So basically, you’re asking if we will get back to pre-9/11 security lines? Yes, we will. For a fee. We are all paying to get our rights back as we sign up for TSA Pre. The whole thing is a scam. It was made more difficult in the name of security theater, and now we can pay to get back to where we were. That’s on top…

There are certain theaters shown in the app that have allow digital bookings. You can actually secure your seat all in app even when you are not at theater. In my area, the vast majority of theaters do this, so it has replaced Fandango for all intents and purposes.

From the website...

Hypothetically, if you were in college and broke, and all you had was bread and mustard... I would imagine it might taste very bad to make a mustard mushroom sandwich... hypothetically.

Because of those sweet, sweet YouTube views. Duh.

Uh yea, fuck that.

Uh yea, fuck that.

Even with this information coming to light, will this post be removed? I doubt it.

Can confirm. Girlfriend’s inside-only cat is 20 years old next month.

Care to expound on that?

My wrong what?

Dammit, now I want this to be the movie.

Gonna be that guy...