I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

I personally think this is a goofy thing to do, but it doesn’t matter — 95% chance Searyl is indisputably girly or boyish by the time they turn 5. And if it means people will buy fewer nauseatingly gendered things for the baby, I can only be supportive.

The quote actually sounds like Jamie did some bad shit, and that was a coded way of alluding to it without mentioning a specific incident.

“I wanted to give him a chance. He seemed like a real winner, but this has gone too far.” - At least one of my uncles.

I’m sure it will prove to be “something fantastic.” Right? Right?? *walks off, muttering about ‘these fucking clowns....’

Get your tinfoil hats ready!

No no, it was cyber! All us mildly olds can call it that and people not in the know will think it had to do with security. We’ll be hackers. Bwahahahaha.

I’d be embarrassed enough if AOL chat rooms and early message boards could be linked back to me today. If today’s social media had existed.... I feel for today’s youth.

“Its design is to provoke thought and educate about the horrors of humanity.”

Update from the neighbor! I said, “Your boy Jared!” and he said, “Yeah, he’s kinda skeevy.” More later.

I feel for the kids, too, but to some extent maybe they’ll be able to see that there are far-reaching consequences to being an awful person?

So my next-door neighbor grew up knowing Kushner. He claims Kushner just wants to be a moderating influence. My neighbor is liberal so I tried to bend my brain to believe that, but no fucking way. 

“Crooked Jared?”

this is exactly why I’ve never dated her.

I genuinely feel bad for the musicians, vendors, carpenters, and other service providers who have been burned by these fuckers. Making your living is hard enough without having to chase fraudsters who take your time and labor and fail to pay, let alone getting your equipment stuck in customs for debts that are not…

Do charter schools really count as an “alternative method of instruction,” though?

And there’s nothing inherently different about charter schools that would cause students who struggled under the “standard” model to flourish.

Charter schools are simply a more blatant way to apply a business approach to education, but…

Nice earrings. Bear’s like, “Oooo I’m fancy!”

President Trump: God damn Jews. Every. Single. Time.

Huh? Trump was lobbying furiously behind the scenes hours before the hearing started to have it cancelled. I think you’re reading this completely wrong.

Your calorie "myth" is flat-out wrong, and doesn't even bother proving itself. All you point out is that "foods are different" and that's your argument against "calories are food energy, your body stores excess energy as fat"? Of course a cucumber is different than sugar — even calorically. A pound of milk chocolate…