In the SAAB world, they were simply known as decor panels.

Had a Versa as a rental car once. It didn’t have a key fob, just a key. I went to the passenger side to unlock the door for my lady like a gentleman and there was no fucking key hole on that side. Good job, Nissan.

So sick of Harden throwing ridiculous elbows and flopping every single time he gets the ball. MVP my ass.

So the ‘Ket Boys have solved the ‘Riors?

But then you get hit with a multi-episode arc starring Ludacris as a criminal mastermind.

I enjoy how every game in these conference finals is like a self-contained entity that has no relationship whatsoever to anything that came before or will come after, other than the simple fact the same people are involved. It’s like watching a Law and Order marathon.

Nah, it’s just garden variety privilege. Your thoughts, while stupid and rather reprehensible, are entirely average.

“But it’s one fucking day every two years.”

When they went low in 2016, we went high. They went lower, and won.

Alright so in my defense, within Deadspin chats the Celtics are almost exclusively referred to as the Tics or the Tic Boys and I think I forgot how odd that sounded? I didn’t know it would spark so much controversy!

on the contrary, let us never cease to refer to this franchise as the ‘tics.

seems like they punted on this one

The ghost of Rosa Parks politely asks you to shut the fuck up.

Nextdoor can be horrible depending on where you live. it’s honestly become a “safe space” of sorts for wypipo to shed their white tears all because they get shook around brown and black folk.

It’s possible for two hits to be different, and yet similarly dirty.

I don’t know what to do with this information

Um, Puerto Rico is an island, surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water! How are teams supposed to cross that to play games? Scandal??

That would be tough. You wouldn’t want to add a new team... You’d want to move a team in an East Division (maybe the NL East?) that wouldn’t be moving far from their current home and was having trouble drawing fans with the current state of their roster. Maybe a team with terrible management that was losing money and…

I've never known a Notre Damer who doesn't reek of insecurity about their school. Seriously, they can't go 5 minutes without pathologically having to tell you how good of a school it is. I happen to agree, it's a great school. I'd have to say it's in the top 20 safety schools you go to if you can't get into an Ivy.…