Have they considered working from home with Google?

I am experiencing a feeling of great pleasure from Brazil's humiliation....if only there was a word in German that precisely defined this emotion.

I have an S-Class and have never gotten a dirty look in my life filling it up. Maybe you should stop paying attention to what others think about you, or maybe it is just you, maybe you give off a nasty vibe. My neighbor across the street has a Prius and we get along just great and she is a wonderful lady. I have…

I thiiiiiiiiiiink screencaps from a YouTube vid are kosher? OR DO A GIF GIFS ARE GREAT

They're just trying to figure out if you like cars or have a tiny dick.

I'd vote for your emperorship.

The universe does not balance itself out.

Ah, see that's no good either. Because lead pollution.

I always hated the fucktards that pulled this shit. Still do. When I'm Emperor of the Known Universe (tm), anyone caught "rolling coal" will have their truck crushed and be issued a restricted license that only allows them to drive fwd hybrids and have dogs under 25 pounds.

You know, Native Americans filed a suit in federal court in 1992 to void the trademark of the Redskins' name because it was an offensive racial slur. Just because you weren't paying attention for the last 22 years doesn't make something not exist.

ah yes, no time for fantasy sports. You are too busy commenting on internet posts.

a spirited yet couth debate

There is no grey area here, a car was driving on a pedestrian/cyclist walkway.

This reminds me of when a friend of mines would come over to spend the weekend and he'd be all "yes maam" "No maam" helping my mom with the dishes, cleaning up after himself, and my moms would be like why cant you be more like him. Not knowing he smuggled 3 Hustler mags over in his sleeping bag.

For those who want to be in the know:

A penis is worth like three doctorates. A vagina is the equivalent to a woman's studies course and maybe half a bachelors if its birthed a male child.

WELL ACTUALLY, THIS ISN'T WHAT MANSPLAINING IS, LADIES. LET ME MANSPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU. I KNOW FOR SURE BECAUSE OF MY PENIS.

Yeah but they're non-profit

anyone who's masturbated after doing too much cocaine knows extended contraction of muscles + dehydration is a sure shot to muscle cramps

Things will only get worse when the games shift to Miami's arena, where there's a lack of real fans.