Fuck penn state

Perfect.

Nice CR-V.

“everything I just said may be a lie except for the dick part.”

I know. I’m a fan of Nebrasketball, whose roster is nearly as thin.

How many times do they play Nebraska? That’s how many conference wins they will have.

Watched the trailer and the audio editing is absolutely atrocious. Gah.

There’s no video that I’m aware of, but in the late 2000's there was a mall shooting here in Omaha. All the news stations cut away from the late afternoon programming to provide coverage.

Ohhhhhh Ohio.

Burn.

That’s pretty amazing.

Same

Same

I had a girlfriend who would get super amorous during Law and Order SVU. It was sometimes weird.

This is fucked up.

Oh my god.

Clicked a heart for you but had to unclick because

I never followed soccer before I started reading about Ibrahimović on deadspin.

I still don’t follow soccer, but I follow Ibrahimović. In my opinion, he is currently the best sports personality. Props to you guys for introducing me to him.

Don’t knock bassoon though.

Step 1: Grab a long Phillips screwdriver

Agreed. There’s something about Dominique Wilkins though. I sometimes watch YouTube clips of his dunks and think they’re somehow still exciting.