*goes to bathroom*
*looks in mirror*

“Hey who let this weird looking dick in here?”

Yeah it was weird.

Hopefully higher than 95%.

Tapped on the linked Instagram and was just reading some of the intense comments on the post and it disappeared. It went from 60 to 75 comments in a few seconds and most were of the “bitch you know he wouldn’t touch you” variety. Hope this woman is okay and she gets the help and protection she needs.

is there any historical precedent which shows why big men miss a lot of free throws?

Alright

While in a Philadelphia airport bar at 9:00am two days after Christmas in 2012, a large man in his late 40s wearing a green Santa hat and his older jovial wife bellied up next to me at the bar. Not being a big drinker and suffering madly from a broken tooth, I at first turned down their offer for a large Bloody Mary,…

Oof

After having connection issues with a different smart lock, I decided to grab the schlage. It’s brilliant. I have codes for different family members and the babysitter. It’s easy to use, easy to install, and the fit and finish is great.

After having connection issues with a different smart lock, I decided to grab the schlage. It’s brilliant. I have…

Best comment in my feed concerning it thus far

done!

Yeah I’m wondering the same thing.

Yeah I’m wondering the same thing.

Lancaster County is so weird. I grew up in Ephrata, which is a genuinely bizarre place in and of itself, where weird shit like this done to the relatively kind and peaceful Amish wasn’t rare. *sigh*. PA sucks.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tried to pick up that mosquito fogger but it seems to have been put back at $70.

Tried to pick up that mosquito fogger but it seems to have been put back at $70.

OH MY GOD. I have been looking for this movie for years. I’ve never had any idea what the movie was called. You just did amazing things for me. Thank you.

Dana Barros

Whoa Dallas Drake. Nice.

I just bought a 95 Saab 9000 Aero with 80k on the odometer in near perfect condition for $700. If I had $24,300 left over I’d probably just buy drugs and call it a year.

This guy is a great guy.