Whoa. Where in this comment thread did anyone shit on the right? They shit on two fairly shitty politicians from the right. It's a joke thread. They're not serious political statements. Calm down.

So you're suggesting Obama do what about Russia's laws?

He was referencing pirates.

YOU'RE

"Assholes are not fun to fuck."

HAMMS. Hamms is cheaper and nearly better than all of those.

Hahaha. Creepy.

I watched it again and assumed he said 'Jap' and it was much better.

A few months ago I had a mini-meltdown on an article concerning hooking up at work and my recent divorce. You good folks came and offered amazing advice and honestly helped me out a ton. I just wanted to say thank you.

And enjoy this song.

Eli Mardock – Hamburg

That's why I drive an Alfa Romeo Milano. Virtually bear proof.

I'm not asking for your sympathy, especially not from someone who is giving up in the face of a struggle.

Seriously. Fuck Indiana. :)

Oh, I was totally being an asshole and I apologize. I had left work around 2:30am after witnessing a totally inspiring and amazing performance at a concert that featured two women-fronted bands, and a bunch of amazing trans and pro-queer themes abundant. It made me feel good to be a part of an underdog group and…

Maury? Is that you?

Are you aware Rutgers fired their male AD because he was turning a blind eye to player abuse?

Yeah. Fuck those idiots from those ass backwards states. It's not like that hick-filled Nebrasky has ever given us anything like a trailblazing female lesbian author from the 1800s, one of the most important civil rights pioneers, one of the most famous and well respected television hosts of his day who specifically…

Hair shaming

Wrong. Dipshit.

+1

1/3rd of Nebraska's electoral votes went to Obama in 2008.