I will say this until I’m blue in the face but the Master should’ve been the Timeless Child.

Or she’s in the middle of filming in a wig and was on a break

She is acting in a role where she has to wear a wig (see her Instagram post from 10/28/2020).  The wig needs to fit to her head tightly and braiding your hair close to your head is one of the best ways to do that.  

You should get your eyes checked then.

I know I’m Biased towards the GTI, but FUCK ME is this thing ugly.

I just got rid of my VW sportwagen with 138,000 miles on it. I just couldn’t take the stress of knowing that while sure, it’s been basically rock solid for 8 years, at any moment it could just kerplode in some exotically weird and unnatural way.

Oh sure, with that many miles you KNOW a subaru will need X, or a toyota…

Garbage is the wrong word! Ruinous, yes, I agree with you. But when they work, they’re great!

Dang, I did not need to read this story today. Let’s see, my wife’s van hasn’t had a transmission flush ever. My daughter keeps forgetting to do oil changes and I snapped off a nipple on the radiator and fixed it with epoxy and hope. The washing machine has a broken spring and seems to be made of razor blades when I…

I buy cars for a dealer and when I am competing with Carmax I find then fair 90% of the time, 5% they are high and low the other 5.   

They’re actually pretty good with their offers on used stuff, too. I’ll take less money on the sale if it means not dealing with Craigslist or Facebook Marketplace nut jobs.

Caravana and Carmax are growing for one reason. Used car dealers suck. They are dishonest, high pressure, pains in the ass to deal with and everyone is sick of it. I know I can probably get the car cheaper somewhere else, but I don’t care. I want to go buy the car and not feel like I need to take a bath in Clorox…

I know what you mean, but I have to ask, is there such a thing as a 10 year old non-modern VW?

SPEAKING OF DRAG RACE, Fuck!

“Actually, being around me is a privilege” sounds exactly like what any garden variety malignant narcissist would say. Sweet and wonderful to the world at large, and a devil at home and to anyone unlucky enough to fall into their orbit as a dependent (think children, spouses, & employees).

“She knows she can be tough at times,” the source continued, “but believes she works hard and is extremely creative and that it’s a privilege to work for her and be around her.”

If only we could tell Trump that COVID was making fun of him.

He’s probably still sore about the TikTok teens and Kpop stans making him think over a million people wanted to go to his sad Tulsa rally. Next he’ll be wanting to ban BTS, mark my words.

I (M, 18) convince a (F) classmate to help me kill all the popular kids in school, while making it look like suicides. I tried to kill her but she faked her own death and confused me. I plant a bomb at the school to blow it up during a pep rally but she stops me and then I blow myself up right in front of her. AITA??

Every  tin-pot dictator, warlord, drug-king pin and arms dealer drives a S-Class. MB don’t give a shit about the image of the customer provided they got the car legally (and even then they only pretend to care). 

My parents have a fantastically nouveau riche neighbor. Trained as a butcher, started a fast food restaurant right next to a huge factory infamous for massive overtime, worked hard, and a quarter of a century later it’s a 200-restaurant franchise. The guy is still the same though: Loud, hard-working, direct, gets…