It’s her! She’s pregnant!

Bitch you know me!!!

I think she’s saying that she likely wouldn’t be as wildly successful at 25 had she gotten pregnant when she was a sexually active teenager and young adult, and the avoidance of such a pregnancy was due, at least in some part, to Planned Parenthood.

Amen, sister. Almost 32 and still baby-free, thanks to my fear of penises as a teenager, and a free supply of slut pills as an adult. THANKS OBAMA.

Yes, how dare she, as a woman, be multi-dimensional and have multiple thoughts at once. shame.

She seems to be on a Jolie style trajectory of becoming more political and outspoken as she gains more power and I’m kind of loving it. I’d be shocked if she took it as far, but it looks like she’s having the same “maybe I should do something with all this attention I’m getting” lightbulb moment.

My asshole cat will pee on any laundry left out on the floor or anywhere she can reach. It has to be hung up or in a hamper. That cured us of leaving laundry out! Want her? I'll sub her out for 6 month contracts. ;)

True. For some reason, kids abuse the shit out of their phones, so, not being as rich as Madonna, I have a problem with giving the kid a $600 device that will inevitably be destroyed. My younger kid got my used 5, and broke the screen about 6 months later. It didn't really faze him until I replaced it with a $99…

This is shade isn’t it

Well, I don’t like either of them separately, so...I guess they’re fine together?

When I heard The Cure as grocery store music I knew I was officially an old.

A couple of years ago I was driving to work and Godsmack came on the radio so I happily sang along. At the end of the song the stations call sign was played and it was the classic rock station. But! But! But! I saw them in concert in high school!

Oh my god, he’s even sexier now than when I had a huge crush on him in middle school. <3

We are Olds. A few months ago I heard Pearl Jam on the “classic rock” station. I almost crashed my car.

I’m 32 and I have, but they are from the early 2000s... hardly a ‘dad’ band.

You’re a dad band.

You know what else is important? Understanding language, rhetoric, reasoning, argument, logic, etc.

I am so sick of this bullshit prioritizing science and math over the humanities. People who can’t evaluate argument, recognize propaganda or understand history and sociology are much easier to manipulate, even if they…

Damn right. Give me a Roomba with a cat on it. Picks up lint and the kitty gets to glide.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

I’m confused as to why this pee break thing is such a big deal. Is there a big advantage to having a president who wasn't late getting back from the bathroom that one time? Maybe Trump stores his urine in his hair and only has to pee once a week. I guess that would be helpful.