Dear J. Crew,

“Wall Street takes at least three years to recognize that a once-popular retailer who made their name producing relatively affordable well-made basics will tank when they flip off their customer base and shift to weird unflattering trendoid pieces of shitty quality and astronomical prices.”

I vote no, because he keeps his sense of humor throughout.

would it be bad to have sex with him just to have an abortion to spite him? i mean i know that’s a legitimately terrible thing to do, but this is paul ryan.

Very naturally pretty girl, without all that fake hair and contacts.

Because my siblings and I shouldn’t inherent anything from my parents? All the family keepsakes, their house, their cars should get sold off because taxes?

Yeah, same. My parents have given me a pretty generous safety net with regards to many things. I can’t imagine pretending like I somehow have it the same as my friends who have had to pay their way through multiple degrees all on their own because they came from poor or working class families. I’m beyond grateful that…

Yeah, this is the only one my parents (occasionally) do, mainly because they have miles they can cash for free tickets. When they don’t I either stay home or pay myself. I don’t feel too bad since they guilt me into visiting 2 or 3 times a year, and most of those tickets I buy myself. I never really thought of it as…

You shouldn’t feel bad about it, at all (even if the general consensus is that you’re an awful, awful person! bad, millennial! bad!) It’s good that you acknowledge the help you received.

Also, for fuck’s sake women need to take hormonal birth control for more than just preventing pregnancy. So, okay fine. We all use condoms to prevent babies, but that doesn’t help the women who need bc to regulate their cycle, prevent cancer, relieve PCOS and endometriosis, help prevent acne and PMS/PMDD... the list…

I have stated this before, but I feel it bears repeating.

Last I checked,we don’t have a rubber shortage in America. When I was in college we had a machine in the bathroom, you put 50 cents in and voila!

We call it a War on Women precisely because assholes like you think forcing a woman to make a man wear birth control is preferable to giving her control over her own body after private consultation with her doctor.

Of course, he’s a guy who thinks we should protect our country by forcing other countries to wear our…

Her sister Nicky is so painfully shy she will only glance at you and smile then put her head down. She was so nice and quiet. Paris is not shy at all the times I had to help her she was anything but shy, she was very outgoing and spoke to everyone in the room. I will admit she was very nice, as much as that hurts. I…

I’ve had a pair of their Activewear capris for like 10 years now and they look brand new. I’ve been quite impressed with the durability of Old Navy’s clothing over the years.

Ads: not bad

We find out it’s filled with grain and Ben Carson lets out a long, soporific, chuckle.

Sounds like she might have a little fetish with de-virginizing young Christian boys.

To be fair, he did try to give her the D, it just got intercepted and taken back for 6.

THIS IS SOME OF YOUR BEST WORK BOBBY.