I love how a day after the story about the sexism at Gawker Media broke John Cook issued a layoff memo saying that Gawker is going to be about hard core politics and Jezebel is going to do more celebrity gossip and beauty articles.

Alright, what’s a girl gotta do to get her own personal Hemsworth around here?

You were always cute Kat you just needed the Internet to tell you. Soon we may decide you are smart, well dressed or great at baseball. What’s that Kat? You don’t play baseball? That’s not what the Internet said.

What. Oh my god.

“Who has two thumbs and steals wages was him employees? This guy”

Did he look like this?

I am pretty certain this customer was not human, but an alien visiting us and now planning to invade earth for our maraschino cherries.

A. I can’t think of a more efficient way to churn out more religious militants than by giving an official U.S. government seal of approval to oppressing said religious groups.

It’s like you WANT people to get poisoned by Illuminati kale.

GASP!

The toaster one reminds me of the time one of the librarians smelled food and tracked it down to a woman who was sitting at a reading desk with a crock pot plugged in underneath it, cooking chicken stew.

I really really really want a Mazdaspeed 3...please don’t ruin it for me commentators of jalopnik. Tell me it’s wonderful

Can I just say, on a completely selfish note, how glad I am that Clare Bowen cut her hair for the sake of her role as Scarlett on Nashville? Because damn, I’ve always hated her hair on that show.

https://youtu.be/hkfSDSfxE4o

I always think that Bradley Cooper and Josh Lucas are the same person.

I think I have a very specific form of face blindness with her. Every time I see a picture I don’t recognize her. I’d never be able to recognize her in person. Just...her face has no form to me.

I re-watched Sound of Music a few years ago after watching it obsessively as a child and I thought a) damn, I was right Rolfe was shady as fuck, b) when did Captain von Trapp get so hot and c) wait, Liesl is the same age as Maria, I’m confused. Mostly, von Trapp. When he rips that Nazi flag...

Feel new flavors? That gets a raised eyebrow and a snooty yes, quite from me.

Yeah, I think it’s a hard life. And yes of course it’s great that they make all that money and have so much opportunity etc, but I really hate when people act like because of these advantages famous actors aren’t allowed to complain or be unhappy. Yes, they are outrageously privileged but to some degree at a…