“Pussy Out”? I literally spit all over my keyboard. “Yo bro, I want to throw down on your ugly mug, but your Pussy Out percent is 100%”

I don’t use tinder but this seems like a good companion piece. Like if you get sent an unwanted dick pic you could send him an ass kicking challenge in response.

Also, this is amazing and you are amazing and I am so glad you’re here.

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

I'm confused-should you be flattered or embarrassed if someone passes on you? Are people trying to find an evenly matched opponent, or just some nerdlinger/dingus to beat up?

If you get Rumblr Premium, they’ll host your fight on an oil rig in international waters.

I bite my thumb in your general direction.

I don’t have the joules but occasionally I do get the erg

SO SERIOUS

1. Tosh.0/Anthony Jeselnik: Are you different awful people?

Your “Drive safe” just made me snort. It’s so civilized, what with the commitment to not cussin’. Maybe they should call it Duelr, and there can be a little glove slapping gif.

I love that you used joules as your measurement of energy

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. It’s so like nu metal

It’s both fun and over the top, it’s campy, and totally goth. I remember liking it, but it was the nineties. I never got into Donnie Darko, either, if that counts for anything.

Yeah, it’s worth seeing once. It’s interesting to see how much potential Brandon Lee had.

Yes. Watch it. It’s kind of campy and over the top but in an awesome way. Plus Brandon Lee had it goin’ ON.

Bradley Cooper had once been rumored to be stepping in the role of Lee’s Eric Draven, as had Tom Hiddleston, James McAvoy and Channing Tatum.

Maybe it’s time they just caw the whole thing off.

Kinda feel the same.