I’m not a breakfast person at all either. My body doesn’t really start to function until 10. I’ve done the Naked Juice thing. I still get them occasionally when I’m too busy to take care of myself to ensure I get some form of fruits/vegetables.

I was dying during the Music Man number. Yes, cold showers will lead your children to crack, ladies and gentlemen. And then chorus just singing crack over and over again. Hilarity.

No! Josh is the worst!

As someone who has worked delivery, that really isn’t true. If you order delivery and don’t tip, especially in terrible weather, you are a garbage person.

Fun fact - not all delivery services are on employee basis that get at least minimum wage plus tips (plus mileage). Delivery services that offer delivery from a lot of different restaurants are basically uber for delivery drivers - they get paid per trip (usually a flat fee regardless of mileage) plus all of the tip.

“I’d vote for Bernie, though. I don’t agree with anything he says, but at least he’s telling the truth.”

Poor Michelle Dockery.

They have some excellent bras, they do get that right.

Once in a blue moon, Torrid has something great.

I feel like she could be the poster child for a campaign on why Barbie/media beauty standards are subversively harmful. She is a beautiful, intelligent, wealthy, priveleged white woman, and she has the inherent need to look like Barbie to feel like she has value. It’s the same reason she uses the baby voice. God…

And her hair has a gorgeous natural curl to it. (Not stalker, just went to school with her, and every once in awhile she would let it be).

I personally really admired toaster woman’s dedication to her current fixation.

So, I made the mistake of reading some Facebook comments on a news story about this. People were OUTRAGED! PRICES WILL GO UP! SERVERS WILL NO LONGER HAVE AN INCENTIVE TO EARN THEIR MONEY! One woman literally said that there is no right to a living wage. Because bootstraps I guess. I wanted to punch her so hard through…

And Selfie

That would be amazing.

That stuff was my jam until my hair went mostly gray and the texture changed.

That stuff was my jam until my hair went mostly gray and the texture changed.

There were 3?!?!?! I saw the second one, but am baffled how that would be considered enough of a success to warrant a 3rd.

That was my parents. I’m sorry. I promise I was quiet, didn’t damage the books, and caused zero mayhem.

I have never thought about this. This would be why my father never believes me when I say how old I am.

Uh, I am a reasonably functional adult, and I love The Duff. I love a good teen comedy though, so take that what you will.