Does it?

You are a douche canoe. Revenge cheating doesn't make you less of a douche bag. You could have just addressed the issue straight up, like an adult.

Wow, this sent me down a rabbit hole. VW has it too. And if I ever paint my Golf Tardis Blue (which I really want to do if I ever have that type of money to spend on frivolous whims), I might have to go for the nailpolish. Plus, it's $5. Because VW knows value (or something)

It's really borderline victim blaming. I don't think it's her intention. But it's such a fine line. How do you say this shit is fucked up and shouldn't be an issue, but you need to be aware and try to avoid certain situations (because people can be horrible) for your own safety? How do you talk about trying to…

This really bums me out for the sole reason that I will no longer get to read the Go Fug Yourself recaps.

I don't know about Subway. Their bread is all wrong. I would be all about Quiznos trying it's hand at it. (They're still around, right?)

I'm pretty sure she is as dumb of rocks, just from random gossip. When she was filming in my town, a lot of locals worked on set and told stories how they could barely get her to say her lines, even when she had cue cards.

Right? If you told me that Shreveport/Bossier was the only place in Louisiana you could get an abortion, I would have said you were straight up lying.

The other clinic that would remain open is in Shreveport, so the two remaining clinics would be 20 minutes away from each other, in a location that services a small portion of the state.

prefer Burger King's breakfast menu to anywhere

Um, I'm thinking more of a soon to be coming domestic disturbance event. I give it a month.

I don't care what you, The Western Burger IS DELICIOUS! And maybe I don't want a bunch of onion rings, maybe I just want two, with extra grease dripped on from the meat and bacon and with some bbq sauce. It's efficient deliciousness.

The best little thing was Ted's ET goodbye to Lily and her response.

Apparently I have good luck with Target. But I tend to stick with Merino basics, like jeans and tank tops (love the tank tops). I don't usually go for their trendy stuff because most of it looks cheap. I did get a great wine cardigan on sale recently that I've been wearing like crazy, so I can't complain.

No joke. Apparently people don't live outside of major metropolitan areas in Doug's world.

Not just corgis. Corgis with capes. It's the capes that make them special.

I don't remember what movie it was that the woman went on a rant when the man was wanting recognition for something trivial that he did, and she was all, it only seems like a big deal because you have never done anything thoughtful before. One good deed does not mean your not a self absorbed douche bag. …

Oh wow that sounds depressing. Cliff is actually worse.

What is going on with this crotch?

I like the skirt