What about enthusiastic dancing girl? That occasionally elbows people in the head because she's tall and into the tunes, and then apologizes profusely? Because that was me in my youth....

She's Dark Selena Gomez, y'all, it's a schtick

Because that would be government interference with free enterprise and a hand out. Republican worldview seems to be that the government shouldn't interfere with your business, but it sure as hell is able to tell you how to live your personal life.

That, and they are legitimately worried about our birth rate. Like most developed countries, our birth rate is low (less need for free child labor on family farms, lower infant mortality rate, etc.) And China's population is exploding. So we're loosing to China, and that is unacceptable.

pointing out that not every strong and enviable woman on the air must resemble a runway model

The whole thing seems like it was torn out of the Juliette Barns playbook.

Not trolling, honest question -

As a woman, I will happily accept any of these manbags that men reject. Because, yum.

1) I originally read the headline as Prince Harry for some reason, and I squeed.

I was thinking she's on Dior payroll. Or would like to be.

No Laura Dern? She looked amazing and I so want to be her when I grow up.

It looked really great on the E! telecast. It's crappy looking in pictures sadly.

At least Barbie's dress is convertible and if I remember, the top is actually a mini-dress, right?

But there are so many different people, many who I really don't interact with IRL anymore, so no. And oh God, I really don't want to deal with football wallowing. It's so annoying.

Oh, I don't care at all. And my roots are closer to Seattle than to New Orleans. I just think it's hilarious to see a post that says "Are you kidding me?" and know exactly what it's about with the only context of my feed. I also take it as a sign not to go out about town, because it will be full of angry drunk fans.

Being in Louisiana, I love how I can tell how a football game is going just by skimming my Facebook feed. I also know the Saints lost.

Flea Market? Local library/school book sale? Garage sales? Ebay?

Or perhaps more geeky romance novel?

If I feel like spending $7 on a lb of butter, I'll get some from the local creamery, who also makes the best chocolate milk I have ever had.

Completely ruins any chance of awesomeness (which really, they aren't).