Not trolling, honest question -

As a woman, I will happily accept any of these manbags that men reject. Because, yum.

1) I originally read the headline as Prince Harry for some reason, and I squeed.

I was thinking she's on Dior payroll. Or would like to be.

No Laura Dern? She looked amazing and I so want to be her when I grow up.

It looked really great on the E! telecast. It's crappy looking in pictures sadly.

At least Barbie's dress is convertible and if I remember, the top is actually a mini-dress, right?

But there are so many different people, many who I really don't interact with IRL anymore, so no. And oh God, I really don't want to deal with football wallowing. It's so annoying.

Oh, I don't care at all. And my roots are closer to Seattle than to New Orleans. I just think it's hilarious to see a post that says "Are you kidding me?" and know exactly what it's about with the only context of my feed. I also take it as a sign not to go out about town, because it will be full of angry drunk fans.

Being in Louisiana, I love how I can tell how a football game is going just by skimming my Facebook feed. I also know the Saints lost.

Flea Market? Local library/school book sale? Garage sales? Ebay?

Or perhaps more geeky romance novel?

If I feel like spending $7 on a lb of butter, I'll get some from the local creamery, who also makes the best chocolate milk I have ever had.

Completely ruins any chance of awesomeness (which really, they aren't).

Just sent Agent for the Stars to my Kindle, because it sounds great. And after finishing The Shining Girls last night, I need something "light". Thanks for recommendation.

Whatever, you'll have to pry my low-fat string cheese packages from my cold dead fingers.

Lies. Cab is Pepsi.

Good for your parents. My parents did take me to see Gremlins, and to this day, I cannot watch the movie. It was way to scary for me when I saw it, and apparently the trauma still holds. I can watch Gremlins 2 though.

My DVR went cranky and cancelled recording Downton. Comcast bitch piece of crap. Woohoo for 12 AM repeats.

Have I been oblivious to her plastic surgery? She's reaching Joan Rivers territory.