Whatever, you'll have to pry my low-fat string cheese packages from my cold dead fingers.

Lies. Cab is Pepsi.

Good for your parents. My parents did take me to see Gremlins, and to this day, I cannot watch the movie. It was way to scary for me when I saw it, and apparently the trauma still holds. I can watch Gremlins 2 though.

My DVR went cranky and cancelled recording Downton. Comcast bitch piece of crap. Woohoo for 12 AM repeats.

Have I been oblivious to her plastic surgery? She's reaching Joan Rivers territory.

I was surprised about the Disney Bridal collection. Not that it exists, but the dresses were much better than I was expecting (for the big dress lovers). The bridesmaids' dresses on the other hand, WOW, boat loads of ugly.

It saddens me he isn't in more things.

God, Piz wasn't bad. At all. He's a goofy Oregonian who was into music, treated her well, was smart, funny, respectful, and Keith Mars approved. He's not Duncan.

So Barbra Bush only listens to Democrats?

Whew, it hasn't been US released yet. I thought I had some how missed it through evil.

Every day. Or rather, I make the main thing I'm eating for lunch on Sunday (usually some sort of fruits and/or veggies with quinoa or some sort of beans concoction), portion it out, so all I have to do in the morning is pick an additional fruit (usually an apple), toss in a string cheese (because I will never tire of…

I have the drying/anti-itch powder (which he hates anything that isn't on a paper towel with me massaging the insides of his ears), which I use at night for the incredibly selfish reason that he won't scratch his ears and whimper all night so I can sleep. I'll look into ear buds.

I think actively monitoring expenses in relation to your budget is the most important thing to do. My spending goes off the rails if I don't check in with how I'm doing at least once a week.

A little OT, but any tips on battling ear infections? My lab/beagle (maybe) mix ALWAYS has ear infections. I clean his ears daily. The vet just keeps giving me expensive treatments that have no longevity. The ear infection is back within a couple days of the treatment being over. I don't want my muffin to have…

It sounds as exciting as you make it. I wrote 3 paragraphs about absolutely nothing that occurred in a 30 minute span.

Perfect explanation. Today's Dirt Bag had like a 5 line run on sentence and was just stupid. I think it was the first time I really noticed and thought, "Oh, this is why everyone is always so mean to Doug." It was excessively awful. And I missed the whole Chris Brown thing because I refuse to give Chris Brown…

If you a comfortable way to rent/stream videos online, rent some movies. Or go with some small luxury that goes with your interest. Like to cook? Get some fancy salt or spice. Amazon has everything, I'm sure you can find something besides books to spend money you didn't earn on.

Electric Daisy Carnival made a documentary? Bitch please. I remember you when you played in Riverside.

Nope. I don't know what it is about him, but he gives up a douche vibe. Not sexy worldly man.

Me too! I was so disappointed when I read his tweet.