Perfect explanation. Today's Dirt Bag had like a 5 line run on sentence and was just stupid. I think it was the first time I really noticed and thought, "Oh, this is why everyone is always so mean to Doug." It was excessively awful. And I missed the whole Chris Brown thing because I refuse to give Chris Brown…

If you a comfortable way to rent/stream videos online, rent some movies. Or go with some small luxury that goes with your interest. Like to cook? Get some fancy salt or spice. Amazon has everything, I'm sure you can find something besides books to spend money you didn't earn on.

Electric Daisy Carnival made a documentary? Bitch please. I remember you when you played in Riverside.

Nope. I don't know what it is about him, but he gives up a douche vibe. Not sexy worldly man.

Me too! I was so disappointed when I read his tweet.

That's nice.

I have so many questions.

There are ways to be mean and funny about fashion without the nasty body snarking, which is why I side with J. Law. Hell, the Go Fug Yourself girls are really good about finding the balance.

Panera is surprisingly bad about this. It was a hot summer day, and I was thirsty, wanting something a step beyond water, but didn't want sugar water, so opted against lemonade, because the sweetness level always varies so much. So I went for iced green tea. Perfect, right? Refreshing and tasty. WRONG! So…

I'm going to start with stating that I love the free range baguette (that's what I refer to it as) that Panera tosses in with the to-go bag. It saved from going crazy grocery shopping today.

Is she from Texas? She has to be, right? Because there is no way that Texas could do a belt buckle bigger.

Such a beautiful baby.

I have a feeling they've been dealing with trolls on the regular for awhile now. Being a 15 minute minor blip is nothing by comparison.

No Lena. The 90's era faux hippy belly shirt does not need to make a comeback.

I guess from that standpoint, but how it was written, you saw it coming. Granted, the adult character in the book saw it coming too, so that was nice that it wasn't really supposed to be shocking.

Yeah, the whole concept of the third book is a tough one. Things are the way they are because the country completely lost its grasp on logical thinking? And a bunch of 16 year old kids are consistently saving society?

It's not just you. The trailers that are out there have quashed my excitement for the movie.

See, to me, it's felt like she couldn't decide on the ending and watched Season 5 of Buffy.

Yes! My favorite American Doll gift (I had the books and a Samantha doll) was the American Girl cookbook. It was awesome.

I have no idea why Bruno Mars' tweet is so funny, but I can't stop giggling.