I'm pretty good at recognizing the dream when they get crazy and scary and can usually wake myself up. The last one I started panicking in the dream, recognize the color of the sky was wrong, and told myself it was a dream and I just needed to wake myself and everything would be fine. But waking myself up to get out…

More like just not hear about the constant drama anymore and not provide financial support since he's mooching off of her. It's just a shitty situation.

Anyone else have a super weird week?

So, it it was mean, I would call the bitch out about it. Timing would be important, and alcohol would have to be involved, but I would tell her that I was told that she hated me because she thought I was going to steal her boyfriend, tell her that was stupid and had no interest due to not shitting where you eat logic…

I'm on an Ugly Betty rewatch myself. I needed some excessive goodness with the excessive bitchiness of Mark and Amanda in my life.

It shocks me how shitty and dismissive some vets are. I'm just about to fire one myself for something as stupid as him not recognizing that my dog might have allergies that are causing his constant ear infections, and the medication he prescribes only lasts about 2 days after it runs out.

Dude, mid-twenties friendmaking was the easiest. I miss it. I had roommates that got along with, and their friends became my friends, because we all hung out. My away time was EDM music/shows and lots of vodka/red bull and dancing, which brought on another group of friends. When you can go out without people…

I mean, how big is your living space? Or do you have family/friends who have access to a space that can accommodate a semi-large group of people? A large yard? Or contact your local parks department and rent out space (it's usually super cheap). Rent a bouncy castle and potluck it out. Or do something else simple…

JD and Diet Dr. Pepper bitches! Whilst watching the Little Mermaid. I know you are all jealous. :)

This stuff is magic. Makes cleaning bathrooms incredibly easy. It's the only product that I've found that got the grease off my mini-pizza oven. It changes colors and uses the trick of sticking -tastic on the end of random nouns to make them awesome adjectives. It's a winner all around.

I don't have rain gutters. Actually none of the houses in my neighborhood do. Maybe it has something to do with living in an area with "extreme" weather very often and not wanting to deal with damage from extreme wind. I dunno.

You guys, has anyone seen Upside Down? With Kristen Dunst and Jim Sturgess?

Keith Mars as Gianni Versace is messing with my head.

Kraken Rum is the indie-hipster dude who plays bass and is really into underground glow in the dark hula hoop shows.

How u doin, Rodin?

OMG. I'm going to die. That is perfect.

Do you have access to Hulu?

Well that's really sad for the ACA, because now it can't sing its catchy theme song.

One of my father's friends has a Russian bride. How mail order she was or what his expectations were (hot blonde?), I do not know. But she is not at all subservient, and is incredibly creative. They also seem very happy and he does nothing but brag lovingly about how amazing she is and their children are. So you…

Wait, you got period starter kits? What was in it? Chocolate, pads and midol?