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A penguin’s driving down the highway when his engine starts sputtering and smoking. He gets off at the next exit and finds the nearest garage. The penguin proceeds to tell the mechanic what happened and the mechanic says “Give me 10 minutes to look at it to see if I can find the problem.”

Why, its pretty simple, some people are so self involved they can’t consider that someone else may think differently than them. So since they wouldn’t want a garage to work on garages no one can want one, and since they don’t like it than no one should like it and everyone else should want to see it torn down.

Though this is like saying Monets are way too expensive, I’ll collect soiled Pampers instead.......

Would it be better if he beet the cars?

I fully expect Draymond to use the “Luigi defense” should someone tell him about Bishop’s statements.

Careful, man, there are beverages here!

Nope. I refuse to use voice controls until we get to 95%+ accuracy. I’m sick of feeling like a damn fool yelling OK Google and my phone not responding. Or saying “call Bill” and hearing “Calling Karen”.

Dude, no, just, no. You’re wrong. Touch screens are awful for driving.

I bought a cheap oil filter cap wrench and epoxied it to the oil filter. Perhaps not the best financial decision, but I felt victorious after

Trying to get my first major engine swap running, a ‘76 C10 shortbed. I was lucky enough to be using a garage with a drive on lift. Unfortunately, the truck didn’t run yet, and this meant I had to push the truck onto the lift before I could take advantage of it to get the starter, driveshaft, and all the underneath

The guy has the wherewithal to film in landscape, in a life threatening situation, and it gets posted in vertical.

Mazdas SkyActiv badge. Most have no idea what it means. It just means they cut weight every place they could which has nothing to do with the sky, and they can’t spell active.

Don’t even get me started on this one.

Did you just all lives matter me

This was a terrible decision, which I am 100% jealous of.

Ah yes, the age old physics dilemma of stoppable force meets movable object.

Anyone associated with the Bears has to be by now.

Typical WR; acting like a spoiled brat.

“Just acting like you are going to shit in the red zone costs you $10k.”