The Bulls would release him, but at this point he can’t even take a hike.

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Your puzzler answers and condolences can be sent written on the back of the signed title of a 1972 Charger with Factory Equipped 318 CID V8, Torque-Flite 3-Speed Automatic Transmission, Green and White Plaid Interior, Hide Away Headlights, Vinyl Top, A/C, AM/FM Radio, Power Brakes, Power Steering, Tilt Wheel and…

I know if I was an awesome 18-year-old football player I would definitely shoot for 42 year old porn stars to hook up with.

What's wrong Hun?

I caught Musk talking to another reporter before going for a ride, and he mentioned driving modes. Currently, there's Normal and Sport. But Musk wants to add another designation: Insane. "I'm serious," Musk says. I don't think he's overstating things.

Where is his pride?

This is the bevel drive out of my 63 Ducati Scrambler.

whoo charity!

You and me both.

Because of the unlockable cars, Humvee, T-Rexx, Rod Hall Hummer, Shelby Durango, and the moon buggy.

Ivan Ironman Stewart's off-road racing for the NES. Nitro Nitro Nitro Nitro Nitro Nitro 99 times nitro

These fucking idiots are ALL awful. Fuck Peter King, fuck the NFL, fuck Roger Gooddell, fuck the Ravens, fuck Rice's lawyer, fuck Steve Smith, fuck Schefter, fuck Harbaugh, fuck everyone who defended Ray Rice and/or tried to pin some of the blame on Janay, and most of all, fuck Ray Motherfucking Rice.

I kept mine pretty simple and classy, dark blue paint with tan leather. But I couldn't pass on the shark face. Shark face FTW.

I nominate this. Second-generation Ford Probe. These were everywhere in the '90s. They had styling that, while somewhat daring, also well represents the aero-jellybean trend of the time. They were Japanese-Americans, at a time when Japanese cars were consumer favorites and American cars were distancing themselves from…

I now know the manner of my death.

I'm a Blackhawks fan, and I'm very confused by the way the Wild are being written off in this series. The Blackhawks are up 1 on goal differential after 5 games, and have scored 3 goals in the last 3 games. We just played a nail-biter Game 5 after the Wild completely dominated Game 4. But still I see articles like…