Yeah, he’s a really a guy cursed with a talent that is uniquely suited to a format that doesn’t pay anything. He’s mastered the textual one-liner. I don’t even think they translate all that well to something like stand-up, as there’s something about not being able to see the mild-mannered Mirman dude delivering these…

To be fair, I feel like I owe dril money for all the ugly, snorting laughs he’s provided me with over the years. I hope he makes fat stacks of cash in whatever he does next.

Yep, Twitter doesn’t really line anyone’s pockets, least of all the guy who sunk billions to buy it. I think that’s why it’s by far the angriest and most savagely cutting of all of them - it’s where broke people go to take humongous shits on the rich and beautiful. 

Hard to say based on current knowledge who had the issue with her fame. I have to take the internet’s word for it that he’s an actor, because I’ve never heard of him. So it may be that the relationship worked while they were in a relative bubble but she’s embarking on one of the biggest tours in pop history and he just…

By “plot” they mean hamfisted mystery boxing, inversions of tropes that are now ironically their own tropes, and heavy color commentary on social issues of the day.

In Super Metroid, Samus has a Metroid egg hatch in front of her, and the larva immediately imprints on her - maybe that’s the ticket?

I mean ...obviously.

Stealth Heir to the Empire adaptation, apparently? Get me some goddamn ysalamiri.

You could do a zelda movie with Link and Zelda/Sheik and then have your pick for a third character. Wanna do a meta movie? Ganon. Want a specific game? Impa or Midna or Navi. Is illumination doing it? Tingle.

The Baby

This is going to sound like blasphemy, but I actually think Metroid Other M had a decent idea of how to handle Samus being solitary but still giving her a supporting cast. The execution of it was dreadful, especially the part where she began taking orders for no reason, but the idea was solid: she’s on a solo mission,…

My go-to parking garage in Boston is 6 subterranean floors under a small city park, that uses recycled groundwater for toilets and cleaning, 100% renewable energy, and free EV charging. It’s a pretty good design to follow I think.

It really is dumb that the only option we get in the states is the Transit and E-Transit now. The Transit Connect and this are perfect for a lot of businesses, like catering, delivery, flower shops, plumbers, and so on. Not everyone needs a full size van. The stupid chicken tax keeps them from being able to easily…

I could easily see Zelda becoming a movie. 

I’m sure the movies would be successful. I personally have no interest in seeing a Zelda movie or reading manga, but to each their own. I’m generally not a fan of video game adaptations in general, as to me the appeal lies in them being interactive. 

I get the secrecy in her day to day, the kind of hounding she’s subjected to has to suck...but why the hiding at the concert venue? Do the roadies and other backstage randoms bother he as she’s going from the greenroom to stage? A standard bodyguard(or ten) seems to be sufficient for other megastars as far as I am…

They’re carve out a district for her.

They are doing Dunk and Egg, Martin has commented on working closely with HBO on that project. That, HOTD and a couple of other possible shows are definitely in the works and there’s a strong possibility it could make it through that process and get made.

Really they should be adapting Egg and Dunk - it’s pretty much the only GoT content left that has someone to root for, plus it’s got action, and it’s incomplete, so leaves a bit of leeway to make a good show from light material.

Everyone seems to miss the point that this is about sales of new trucks, not the total fleet in operation.