My father's French, ergo I am French.

I was a nanny in France for a year.

Because rear-ending was not intentional or malicious (I hope... you're not a road rager, right?). Swatting definitely is intentional and very malicious. The crime should rest on the swatter's head.

It could be. If you're DUI at the time of the accident and the pile up behind you results in death you could be charged with under a state's felony murder statute if they have one.

Its only a matter of time before someone is killed because of this.

I would pay good money to watch one of those assholes crying for his mommy when the judge gives him 20 years in federal prison.

All swatters should be charged with attempted murder.

But in reality, even people in the Middle East that risk their lives to be translators for US soldiers can't seem to get visas in time to avoid the loss of their lives or the lives of their relatives to terrorists. Before fantasizing about bringing people here, let's consider how much many Americans hate immigrants,…

Right. I definitely haven't heard your same words come from the mouths of every Islamaphobe and ardent atheist, like, ever. Because you're sooooo original and sooooo much smarter than me. How has a wit as original as yours not been snapped up by a think tank? We're so lucky that you lower yourself to repeat rote…

You do realize that women are treated unequally in the Bible as well? That Christianity has a long and storied record of actively oppressing women—even going so far as to change interpretations of scripture and what is included in the Bible in order to keep women from rising to a more equal position? Do you also…

I completely agree. There is no solution yet.

The Kurds are not even close to a solution. They are part of it, but they can't do it alone. The FSA should have been trained and funded years ago. The US created the mess in Iraq and guaranteed disaster by putting Maliki in power and alienating and censuring Sunni's - to such an extreme that Sunnis basically stepped…

thats my first inkling too, we feel like we have to help, except sending our military in doesnt help. Its like seeing someone getting murdered in the window of an apartment building, so you run over and set fire to the building. You MIGHT stop the murder and kill the murderer, but the only tool you have is a…

Do what? And who? It was people doing something that allowed ISIS to come to be in the first place.

ISIS pretty much exists because we "did something."

the roots of ISIS began with a 'ground invasion'

I think we're all too close to remembering our last massive ground invasion and how successful it was. >.>

Oh agreed — that was horrible. I forgot about that. But still, I stand by the point majority of critiques about the stupid stuff she's done lately focuses less on the stupid action and more on age/appearance etc. The objectionable stuff she's put on Instagram lately also seem to me to be coming from a new substance…

Sorry, but no. Not since I saw her n-word tweet.

Ok, I have a lot of feelings about this post, and about previous coverage of Madonna on this site and elsewhere of late.