Wow. It almost sounds like you are giving advice about how to avoid being bitten by strange dogs rather than how to interact with human beings who are literally employed to serve and protect the public.

Anyone who understands should avoid trying to provoke police. I don't walk up behind police. I don't take police unawares. I don't touch police. I try to avoid police unless I need their assistance. I would never prank or mock them to their faces.

It is ludicrous to expect people to maintain a distance of 35 feet from cops at all times. It simply isn't feasible. Your argument appears to be, "This guy was behind them, so the police had a right to panic and abuse him." I maintain that that is insanity, as there are loads of people behind them who are just as…

"We're on edge because people are pissed at us for doing shitty things."

Yes. It's YubeTube pranks that are THE REAL MENACE

Listen guys. You might think it would be a good idea to warn young black kids to not do this to stay safe... but I'm told that ALSO makes the police really upset.

PS, if you're curious about more information, pull up the docket of any child porn case on your local judiciary's website, and then read the testimony of the detectives. These detectives are really martyrs, they have to watch every minute and every second of this shit so they can make clear and complete testimony in…

Nope. Child porn creeps use the old kazaa/edonkey/bearshare networks to share and seed their nastiness, and the cops got smart and learned how to use the same networks, and if you remember how those networks work, once you find somebody hosting a file and start downloading, you're immediately peered with a bunch of…

Cyber Crimes detectives use a program that accesses the gnutella/edonkey/ares type of P2P networks, similar to programs like bearshare or kazaa except that the app the police use was designed and configured to use geo-location of IP addresses to identify IP's (using subnet lists provided by ISP's operating in their…

Yeah sometimes I read comments and I go "wow that is a totally refreshing perspective and I'm glad this person gave me something to think about" but whenever it's a local newspaper the reaction is generally more like "HOLY SHIT HUMAN BEINGS ARE AWFUL BURN THE WORLD BURN EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH"

Why is it not cool? He's in a public place on a computer that doesn't belong to him. They have every right to monitor his activity and especially his downloads.

There's a common thread among the people who bemoan privacy violations in stories about pedophiles being caught by technology... I won't give you a hint, I…

I'm confused about your last sentence.

Okay, only, I was JUST having this conversation about mass shootings. If over the course of several years, dozens of say, Asian women, started shooting up public places, there would be nonstop coverage of it and every news outlet would be wondering what it was about the Asian culture and/or femininity that led to this…

Also why isn't anyone saying "there's a pedophilia issue among older white men that white culture needs to address" . . . You know, the same way that folks tend to talk about every group other than white men.

The little shits have been running all over my neighborhood this week and I'm already over it. One kicked a recycle bin into my neighbors car, another leaned on my car with her foot on the door, and I had two middle school aged boys give me very sexually suggestive hand motions that made me feel sooo squicky. And…

Except we don't know that. I know a couple who have a 13 year old daughter who desperately wanted a cellphone. That's all she ever asked for. On her birthday they took a cellphone box, filed it with crayons & wrapped it up. She got so excited when she unwrapped that box she was jumping up & down screaming but when she…

Congrats, grown man, on outsmarting a five year old!

You don't find them funny or witty because you aren't the target demographic. Dad jokes are—and always have been—funny only to the dad who tells them. Whether he knows it or not, this man's target audience is literally just himself. And he's killing it with that audience.

I got divorced from my inlaws, so it's not a problem for me, but my kid is in middle school and becoming interested in social justice issues- like painfully and intensely concerned. I've already let him know that the thing to do when anyone in his extended family brings up race, gender, politics, or religion, is to…

The regular text of pride and prejudice, then the saucy bits are in bold. Think "throbbing member." And Kitty has sex in back alleys with strange men for money. Also, the back cover says "Elizabeth Bennett and Darcy Finally Do It!"