I, for one, am excited about bringing Mpreg culture to light. For once, we can truly experience equality.

I don't know...I'm more impressed with Cowboy Hat. If only everyone responded to douchebags with a hearty "You're not doing that shit, motherfucker."

Men's biggest fear about online dating: a fat chick.

It is Texas. She should have just said that her baby was fracking for milk.

So, in parts of America, people force women to give birth to children but the same people won't allow said women to feed their babies? OKAY THEN.

....Dear God.

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hi i think you have a lot of good idears and i want to talk to you more about them these animals they are freedom fioghters and i think its the lefty pinko freaks who would suggest we eat them you know why because they are cannibals think about it its all just a big flat circle and if we are all the same species as…

Yes, but sexism is sexism regardless of whether your life is still not that hard when you're facing it. It's not helpful to say 'the sexism I face doesn't count because I'm privileged in other ways'. It IS helpful to acknowledge that you are not among those getting the worst of it and are still privileged in terms of…

I think it's because I'm chronically contrary, but is anyone else experiencing a weird morphing of their feelings about Paltrow? I mean, I think she's utterly ridiculous and eminently silly. To call her a little bit out-of-touch is like calling the sun a little bit hot. She's galactically privileged and has no idea…

Shrug, I don't get the Paltrow hate. She works, she's a mother, therefore she's a working mother. She has a celebrity platform and she's using it to advocate for equal pay. I have zero problem with that.

#TeamMegyn.

I'm a working mom. Definitely not well off. I'm cool with Gwyneth on this, to be honest. Her heart is definitely in the right place. She might sound a bit tone deaf, but at the same time... she is a working mom and I'm sure she has similar struggles about raising her kids and stuff.

Yeah I guess I'm with Megyn Kelly on this one. As completely out of touch as Gwynyth is, why split hairs? Her hearts in the right place. I mean if it was a government funded research team it'd be six elderly men making statements about women's pay.

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This is why picture messaging is disabled on my kids' cell phones. As I said to one of them: "you can send dick pictures when you're paying for your own cell phone and not a moment before."

When I got my wisdom teeth out, I had a very primal need to tell my mom that I felt weird. The gauze and cotton in my mouth was making it impossible to speak, so with great effort (because mostly, anesthesia made me sleepy), I spelled out "I feel weird" in sign language. My mom said, "You feel weird?" and I remember…