Im 43 and started playing the Atari 2600 when I was like five. I didn't mean 3D specifically, you pedantic twat.

I honestly thought until fairly recently that playing any kind of action/adventure game this waywas an outdated 80's thing. It still blows me away people play modern games like that

Wait. Who’s applauding this?

LIKING ANYTHING BUT AAA GAMES MAKES YOU PRETENTIOUS 

Is it hard not being able to handle it when people don't like something you like?

What are actually talking about 

YOU DON’T LIKE THE SANE VIDEO GAMES I LIKE SO YOU PROBABLY DON’T EVEN LIKE VIDEO GAMES AT ALL

I ended up loathing Returnal because I liked it so much but the extreme level of difficulty made it impossible for me to be able to actually enjoy myself 

Definitely trust the intentions of a person that frames the repeated use of blatantly hateful language as “something Kotaku disagrees with”

This is some deeply delusional shit

Christopher Nolan is definitely well-known for his intelligible dialogue

This

If you know you "can't control your sexual impulses", you need to not be doing sex stuff in movies. He's a fucking adult and this excuse is garbage 

That last season was really, really awful 

I appreciate it but my interest pretty much completely died. Maybe it'll bug me enough to try again sometime 

I hate Returnal so much

It was harder for me than Bloodborne. First time I've given up on a final boss ever

What?

Holy shit

When you keep saying vagina at work and someone asks you to stop and instead of stopping you get put your arms around them and repeatedly say the word they just asked you not to say, that is plenty to be fired for