I pulled off into a camping area and popped the trunk to grab the tent, only to realize that I had left the thing sitting on my driveway.

That’s how you know they used authentic Ferrari parts.

I think we should do this anyway. This noble fool has already spent money out of pocket and I suspect everyone will benefit if his budget can be supplemented by those who are getting all the entertainment out of it.

did she have stock “airbags” at least?

That takes guts to admit....my condolences.

That’s not how it’s works.

Gotta pepper the brakes.