Lane Meyer, truly a sight to behold. A man beaten. The once-great champion...now a study in moppishness. No longer the victory-hungry stallion we’ve raced so many times before, but a pathetic, washed-up, aged ex-champion.

Gee, I’m real sorry your career blew up, Ricky.

Remember kids, a pound of cure is much better than an ounce of prevention.

It’s not for heat; it’s for air flow.

Cheap plastic in a new Caddy interior?

Amazing how you savants can judge the quality of plastic from a picture.

This is the 2017 5-series. Does this honestly look better to anyone? Looks boring as hell, infotainment looks like it’s from 2009 and the steering wheel is...ew, look at it.

If you’re not doing anything with it, can I have it?

It’s the very same people who say ‘why didn’t he just comply’ that are the first to say the ‘cops feared for their lives.’

Wow, you really nailed it. Quite the astute observation... I can’t even tell which is which:

I wish she should have countered, “Well, you beat us up on price to make it cheaper so the invisibility module had to be scrapped to lower the price to what you wanted it to be.”

Somebody better tell him cloaking devices vere banned by the Treaty of Algeron.

They had a life sized Gundam, why not a life size Godzilla?

Have you, uh, ever seen a Wes Anderson film?

Well! You certainly take this topic seriously!

Hey, that’s a great point. Thank you. I embrace criticism as an impetus for personal growth.

Disclaimer: I am only saying this because I actually know this tidbit and find it interesting and not to be a pedantic dick about it*

Y’know, if we all had access to bombs and bomb-making material this never would have happened because a good guy with a bomb can always stop a bad guy with a bomb.

Yep. Exactly that.