Selective enforcement of the law you say? Good idea. Ask minorities how they feel its worked out for them.

So you’re cool with an officer who has probably handed out thousands and thousands in tickets to people for doing the exact same thing? Depending on how fast they got up to, it’s straight to jail for you or me and at least a $1k fine. No, fuck that cop and I’m glad he was caught. Should never be allowed behind the…

Here’s the problem in Chicago - all your car has to do is be sitting on the street and, bam, you get fined. Many apartment buildings and even a lot of single family homes have no off-street parking.

Not at all. The militarization of police has been an ongoing complaint that gets consistently ignored by those in power.

The cops are too scared to show up without their AR-15s. But yes, students, you should feel safe. Am I the only one that has never been comforted by police with huge guns?

Hear me out: aircraft carrier elementary schools.

What if they do it while kneeling?! The country may literally explode.

This would work.

Holy SHIT these assholes can’t get out of their own way.

The failure rate is considerably higher on these.

Firestone made a lot more 500s than Goodyear made G159s. The rate of failure on the G159 is higher.

I’m gonna have fifteen babies and put them all on the steaks-and-massages-Welfare-free-money program! Then I’m going to spend all of my rent-and-bills money on movie tickets and avocado toast! /s

I’m spending my George Soros bonus check on a vacation to some Socialist country!

It took us a while to successfully commit this much voter fraud, you guys, but we did it. We finally did it.

Bills fans: “Not another dual threat (black guy) QB! Is it too much to ask for a traditional pocket passer (white Christian)?!?!”

I’m gonna assume when you open the chips an ad pops up in the bag that keeps you from getting to the chips for 5 seconds. Then another ad plays when you’ve been eating for at least 8 minutes.

Electric top fuel…

Fuck Luxembourg, the goddamn dime-store knockoff Liechtenstein.

Yeah but that free two day shipping with Amazon Prime.......

Be afraid. BE AFRAID!! Now, please give us more money.