...And that’s how the first day of testimony ended in the Stormy Daniels investigation against the President.

I mean, sure, he’s one of the absolutely worst politicians in the country, but isn’t that going a bit far?

This reminds me of a Roadkill episode where they roll into a carwash in a Chevy-powered Jag with the windows down. Hilarity ensued.

I’m really sorry, but I had a gutteral laugh while reading this (the imagery of the pressure washer to the face while panicking in a car wash is gold). Thanks for sharing and that sucks about your car. I’m glad you got out of the way in time.

Ha! similar happened to me. Riding shotgun, put my arm down on the door’s arm rest, hit the roll-down-button... Let’s just say that the water was soapy.

The thought of someone being stuck in a car wash with the window rolling down uncontrollably, all while getting power washed in the face = many lols

This is the kind of story you don’t get elsewhere. Awesome. Also, I hope you get it figured out soon.

it’s an absolute deal-breaker for me. no excuses.

Right, but these boxes are not providing produce and fresh meat (at least, the budget does not say that they are). My main point being: there are so many questions they clearly did not consider, they just slapped it into the budget.

Dang, missed the part where I wrote that everyone on SNAP eats only healthy foods? But yes, your personal experience of one or two families, that you definitely remember 100% correctly from your time as a child, must be representative of everyone who receives SNAP. I truly don’t understand what’s asinine about asking…

Texas Man is like the Special Forces version of Florida Man. You don’t see him nearly as often, but when he shows up, the destruction is far greater.

Fuck this guy. I am a two-time loser (which is nothing to be proud of), and while the hardest thing I have ever done, bar none, is give up alcohol forever, I did it and have been sober for more than seven years.

Yeah I agree, because of those few teenagers, we should fuck the rest of the people who are struggling. Fuck em all, they don’t deserve anything due to “Not a Liberal”s anecdote.

A Swamp Thing movie could be amazing. They should just hire Alan Moore to write it. He’s easy to work with and loves doing Hollywood stuff.

“Dunkirk doesn’t have that problem”

Hey, there were some Asians around that table, too! Don’t leave us out of the shadow government!

I never really thought of the racial context of Blade before, but you just really put it into focus for me. Holy shit.

Blade- the villains were a group of white men sitting around a table ruling the world who held Blade with a mixture of fear and loathing. When they want to kill him? They send police officers...

That is so fucking clown shoes, all I can think of in response is to post a Dead Kennedys song.