Sleep paralysis is its own garden of delights. I have had cluster headaches for more than thirty years, and when I am in an active cycle, sleep paralysis happens to me sometimes, depending on what kinds of medication that I am taking for the headaches. I am always paralyzed in the accompanying dream as well as in…

“omitting the coriander leaves (because my grocery store didn’t have any)“

Even that got blown out of proportion. Crabtree had been shit talking to Sherman for the entire week prior, and Sherman had just made arguably the single most important play of the game.

I was never much of a mushroom fan growing up, likely due to only having eaten button mushrooms — which are more the former than the latter. Finally experiencing truffles and other “lesser” premium mushrooms turned me around quickly, but that was still nothing compared to my first attempt at roasting mushrooms. Even…

Again, I am solidly on your side here. Expressing doubts about results in no way means that I am advocating not making the effort. Just setting my expectations realistically.

Not arguing with the sentiment or the suggestion; just rather dubious about its efficaciousness. This is still the same society that had a significant number of people get upset at the thought of removing Andrew Jackson from our currency — including many members of that government. Right now, our destiny still…

I just finished playing Huniepop, and really wish that it had an option like this. It was a genuinely fun game to play, but it was frequently embarrassing to be seen playing it. “No, I am playing it because of the surprising strategic depth that it adds to the Bejeweled genre, not because of the scantily clad woman…

“Federally recognized tribes also have sovereignty as their own nations, which makes this a little bit different than most applications of eminent domain.”

Gyoza. That is how it is done:

Do the bacon. I have been wanting to do that at home, but I do not have a bacon press, and I keep forgetting to pick one up. (Long time oven bacon person here, so I have never had need for one.) That quick sear will simply not work without one.

Hamilton’s books used to be widely available in regular ass bookstores, right in the regular photography section. Not even necessary to go to deep adult stores!

If you think that it hurts to step on a Lego, just wait until you trip and face-plant while wearing a Lego mask. . .

Did I miss the “E” in ACLU?

Never went in the pot.

Mine stayed on the cutting board. I was even nice enough to discard the chunk of carrot that I had been cutting to avoid any possible contamination.

I sheared it completely off, so there was really nothing to stitch. If it had been held on by even a small flap, it might have been worth trying. But it just needs to fill back in, and yes, that will take time. I will also have to watch the remaining nail carefully and make sure that it does not grow in.

The monsters have to eat, too.

Sadly, the nail would have been a dead giveaway. I do not think that an hour-and-a-half simmering time would have been sufficient to break it down.

So are you saying that if I can’t clearly see the hole in my finger, it won’t be there?