I had to discard many of my long-held food myths after reading that book, especially regarding eggs.

I will raise you my ChiPom Sydney snuggling with Horton while crossing her legs.

At least it was verbal gymnastics, not mental gymnastics.

As someone who has been unable to get my hands on an RS, I am on the same page. One dealer actually offered me one for $54,000. In the immortal words of Mr. White, piss on that ****ing turd.

“You know who the real criminal is? It’s the sonuvabitch who would deface a work of art with a color like that."

Same here! It took me several reloads to beat him. Too stubborn to just go back and come back later.

But as a bonus, it offers more protection for your bathing suit area. So it covers both mass shootings and Uncle Ernie.

Dan Gritzer over at Serious Eats had a wonderful recipe for making a Thai red curry popcorn coating, and someone in the comments asked how to adapt it to nuts, so he suggested using a technique from a different recipe. Essentially, binding the powder to the nuts with a whipped egg white and some sugar to glaze in the…

“Grandfather THIS, end user!"

“Until further notice”?!?!?

I have a Twitter account that I never actually use, but I might just have to follow the Texas A&M police.

One of the easiest ways to drive my sister insane is to walk over to a piano and play the first seven notes of a scale without playing the last note to resolve it. She will trample little old ladies to get to the piano and play the last note.

“When you’re riding your bicycle at the speed limit, you earned the lane.”

Oh, trust me, I am giving them no credit whatsoever. I was talking about before the cyclist passes; in the one corner, it looks like the awkward braking by the lead biker may have been a clumsy attempt to cut the cyclist off and prevent him from passing. Again, I am watching it on my cell phone screen, so it may…

Hard to tell looking at the video on my phone screen, but it does look like part of the reason for the sloppy cornering is that they were brake-checking and blocking the cyclist. Kind of wonder what happened prior to the start of the video. Regardless, brake-checking a cyclist is a truly idiotic move — doubly so when…

Might have something to do with the head of Pixar being a rabid car nut. . .

I burned through a variety of rice cookers over the years before I finally sucked it up and shelled out the money for a Zojirushi. To say that I have no regrets would be a massive understatement. Do you cook rice with any kind of regularity? More than once in a blue moon? Do you have more than a single type of rice in…

You can change the tunes on them. I never have just because “Twinkle” is so gloriously irrelevant to the process of cooking rice.

“How could you miss?”

Yes?