Wait, is that a trick question?

O.K., I’ll bite:

Yes.

I still have one of the two bags of Pepsi flavored Cheetos that I ordered from Japan several years ago. Opened one, and saved the other as a souvenir. The best thing about them was that they really did taste like Pepsi. The worst thing about them was that they really did taste like Pepsi

So wrong, and yet so right, all at once. Kudos.

I learned not to give Sulik an SMG pretty quickly when I first played the games back in the Nineties, but I missed out on an even bigger mistake since I failed to pick up Marcus as a companion. Years later when I replayed the games, I made sure to do all the right things so that I could pick him up, since I wanted a…

In order to do my part to keep the comments from being about you and condolences, let me first say that I am quite happy with the direction that you have taken Lanesplitter.

I would like to apologize to all the Forces of Fate that made me a salesperson instead of a test driver for buses on oval tracks. Clearly, I pissed them off, and must make amends.

“Disappear”? Not even close. Chappaquiddick permanently ended any serious Presidential aspirations for Kennedy. He declined to seek the nomination for 1972 thanks to the scandal, and also declined to accept George McGovern’s offer to run as Vice President on that ticket. Kennedy again declined to seek the nomination…

. . . while simultaneously off your rocker!

White’s Chappaquiddick Theorem: The sooner and in more detail you announce the bad news, the better.

Our new musical selection for the morning drive:

Unlike all of the stick figure “flew over head” memes, that one has yet to wear out its welcome. It will, sooner or later, but I still enjoy it for now.

The non-GLH version of the 1984 Omni would probably outperform the GLH version of the modern Dart. The Omni was not a bad little hoonmobile in its day. I have fond near-death memories of one of my high school buddies stretching one to its limits.

I would have thought that the “seriously, though” in the next paragraph was a dead giveaway, but I thought wrong.

Actually, I have been pretty happy with the intermittent setting for the rear wiper on my Focus ST.

I have cut off friends for failing to capitalize or use punctuation. That weeds the non-hackers out before they even have a chance to start text speaking.

You could include early Eighties Ford Escorts under #9. They were actually designed to blow their head gaskets at exactly 100,000 miles. And they performed exactly as designed.

I wonder just how much damage the cognitive dissonance of seeing an American flag as a hijab will cause to the amygdalas of many Fox viewers. I am sure that several of my relatives in Texas just had their heads explode.

To be fair, though, it is usually Vikings fans doing that chanting.

A bit too much of a blanket statement. The Eagle transporters from Space: 1999, which are older than the X-wings, still look believable and up-to-date. The majority of the spacecraft in 2001: A Space Odyssey still stand up, especially the Discovery, though it is a stretch to call it a “series” as you qualified. Though…