It's not loading. Ill just have to use my imagination to recreate it.

Fight Club = The Lego Movie. Got it.

I leave my Citroen in a garage.

Are all these people buying cars and just leaving them in their driveway?

Alfa Romeo must be having a great year. Everyone working from home seems to have bought one. Strangely don't see many on the road though.

Im pretty sure that's what Zack said on that RTJ track.

Paging John Saleeby. The AV Club has created a new forum to vent your daddy issues

Xena can't fly.
I told you I'm not Xena, I'm Lucy Lawless.

Looking back, there have been so many missed opportunities here.

His dad was Ron Swanson?

As tribute, I'm going to shoot some smack. I don't know if they grade heroin but… coarse.

My cat smiled while this track played. I don't know if she likes the track or she was being polite because she thinks I'm mildly retarded because I liked the track.
On a side note, it's not two things. Can we kill that meme at last.

I did it all for the banananana fo fookie

Yes.

The reddit link was really interesting and occasionally shocking.

Spiderman for PS1 only $89.99 on Amazon. Beat the rush on this hot deal.

Turn off the life support.

I once came face to face with billionaire tyrant Rupert Murdoch on the street but failed to call him billionaire tyrant Rupert Murdoch. My life's greatest regret.

Essentially, yes.

Is it tiny on the left and normal on the right? Tiny at the tip? The public has a right to know.