I'm not sure I will ever be ready.

I've had a comment deleted from Disqus. This is not a proud moment and is a reminder not to post before my first coffee in the morning.

At first glance i thought you typed ovulation.

I might need to hire Justine Sacco to help me out of this one.

I would add the same edit to mine, but then I thought what's the worst that could happen if I posted an unfiltered thought on the Internet.

I'm not well known enough to be the resident anything. Seat filler maybe.

Bad mouthing Tim Tams is a bootable offence. I'm going to alert the Prime Minister.

Compliment sandwich:
This segment is good. You should do more of these.
GJI is the work of the devil.
Nice ending, even if it was a little too convenient.

For breakfast.

The headline suggested you would be depressed by opening the article. It did not disappoint.

This is one of the very few areas I have more knowledge than the average commentator. I've been waiting for my moment to shine.

I work for a water utility in Australia . We had a serious drought, so spent a few years and 2 billion dollars to build a desal plant. By the time it was finished the drought was over and its been in mothballs since. Still costs a small fortune to maintain even when its not in use.

She's the Barbie doll closest to being a Transformer as well. Bonus.

I've got dibs on whoever is in the wheelchair.

Comics and I have a perfect username synergy.

If you can master that, you can handle Machines/Wars.

I was mocked for not knowing the difference between 2 characters both called Ms Marvel. Apparently she can be two things.

The Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour.

We do?

Could have been a lot worse if you loved Subway as a kid.