Are you kidding? I just knocked one out to your review of the review.

Congratulations.

I can only assume the name Humorless Bore was already taken when you created your account.

Hilarious default response to one of my comments as always.

"Dropping lyrical couplets with all the linguistic agility of David after the dentist."

How does a gate even work on an elevator? It sounds like a very flawed design.

Well how do you solicit dick pics from strangers?

Nine is the magic number.

Ah, thanks. I was lurking for years before I started posting so my Disqus skills are far below my meme skills.

It's the exception that proves the rule.

There's no judgment here. You are free to come out of the Top Gun closet.

Equal marriage rights and a Top Gun sequel. What a glorious time for the gay community.

And Mike Whitney as a TV host. That was a thing too for some reason.

Tower, Vulcan. I don't think I'm making these names up.

I only held the Burger King's pickle once. Never again.

The strength coach for the local footy team moved in across the road from me at one point. Judging by the luxury cars and the constant yelling, he had very small genitals.

Yes, its called Dancing With The Stars.

Is there a creepier ad around than "10 Ugly Babies Who Grew Up to Be Hot Celebrities"? Seriously, WTF?

Episode 2 - Canceled due to being a terrible idea that goes nowhere.

Episode 1 - When Healey Met Larry