Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

This is the Bon Jovi joke this thread deserves.

After the fiasco in Buffalo, Jon Bon Jovi is determined to win over the fans’ support this time. He’s even agreed to sing at Steve McNair’s Number retirement ceremony.

You give jokes a bad name.

Jon Bon Jovi wants to buy an NFL team. He tried to buy the Bills earlier this year, and “continues to monitor the Titans’ ownership situation closely,”according to CBS’s Jason La Canfora.

100% accurate.

And to leave Florida.

As a Bears fan in Chicago, I find this to be an acccurate observation.

Jaguar fans travel, man. Normally it’s to get away from the crushing depression and the constant construction, but they travel.

I haven’t seen fanatics trade so many killer punches since Jonestown, 1978.

This guy is classic Hammond Man.

I’m having a hard time believing that there are Bears fans in Chicago.

Sorry, I’m just having a hard time believing that there are Jacksonville Jaguar fans in Chicago.

I’ve had a boner for 12 hours from watching him play. Should I seek medical attention?

I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.

Same way that women keep saying they love a guy with a great sense of humor only to discover Bill Cosby had to roofie them for sex. Chester the Molester for President at this point.

How is it a guy who’s a BILLIONAIRE(allegedly) has to force himself on women and fantasize about his daughter to get his rocks off. Hell, I’m a dollarnaire and haven’t had to strong-arm anyone for sex. I guess he’s just a social outcast who happens to be rich.

Once everyone settled down, I said to my wife “Pete Carroll is the only person in America that thinks that was a good play call”

If only there were some well-known precedent for why you don’t throw the ball in this situation...