I’m not against the guy. He got paid. Good for him.

Maybe someone can teach him mediation and he could achieve inner peace.

The Cardinals articles were the best thing that Deadspin posted all year. Please continue to do this next year!

Snake bitten franchise. You would figure that at some point they would luck into a journeyman QB who had a wildly great season let alone find a franchise QB in the draft.

Peyton Manning made so many coaches look like great coaches.

Winning comment by Hollow Log.

How do you fail with a Star Wars game? It’s one of the most profitable franchises in history. Very strange.

Creative accounting will get you only so far. This team is on the cusp of a new dark ages.

I am ready to serve my robot leaders.

There sits Paul on his chair firmly planted on the wrong side of history.

When does the Whitlock experiment end? His takes are boring.

Your lamentation aside, people suck and stuff like this doesn’t happen everyday... so yeah... the bar is pretty low.

Old white men suck.

The Midwest is very gross.

worst...cramp...ever!

Wow. Kudos 10x over.

Happy Swedish women makes my heart and boner happy.

I feel like this is going to be a looooooooooooooong season. Ugh.

I’m saving this link. This is excellent.

Still the most important moment in sports fandom history.