This is the greatest post on the internet.

I know that they Vikings haven’t had historically great teams and lacked consistency for the last two decades but 20k? The guy might of had the sweetest gig in town that gave him license to go anywhere in the stadium and on field. He might be overstating his value to the franchise.

So why is he quitting drinking?

It still doesn’t feel real that they beat the Patriots in two Super Bowls. TWO! With Eli Manning as the QB.

The face of hope. Always to be let down.

Chun Li can take me down to paradise city anytime.

This is all very assumptive that Tom knew what these two guys are talking about. I’m all for saying he’s guilty but do we have anything from him that shows he is calling the shots?

I will miss his lucid observations on football every Sunday. It always seems like a lost opportunity that they never put up the last four years of his career with the Raiders to silence his mocking tone towards defensive players that let the QB get away. C’est la vie...

I’m not one to believe in curses and superstitions but in this case I can make the exception. The Cubs are a cursed franchise. They need a new location for this stadium to improve the karma situation.

Fucking tremendous.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that.

Sure every city has a past but HBO is giving them one hour a week for 8 weeks. This isn't complete looks at scenes by any means.

More resigned.

I met License Plate Guy in Indianapolis at the last Super Bowl the Giants were at... He was happy then...

I love this. That entire city deserves nothing.

overjoyed by the results of this game.

it's racing.. They were all drunk.

He cannot be onsite for the first 6 games of the season and has to write a check for 500k. I dunno... For an egomaniac owner who believe his twitter account is actually touching the "fans" this is murdering his soul. I almost hope they go 6-0 in this stretch and his name never gets mentioned. Vain billionaires. F…

Clevelanders love losing.

Don't be mad that Ohio is a cesspool.