My 5 & 8 year old starting booing when this came on the news. Then they started looking in disbelief. This presser was incredible- as in I couldn’t believe what I was watching. The press was hostile as fuckand rightfully so.

DRACARYS.

I saw the same pictures as you did

“... he said he waited to make because he “wanted to get all the facts.”

What the actual fuck is going on with him? I grew up with him as background noise; an easily ignored buffoon. But he’s morphed into something monstrous in the last ten years or so.

You giant flaming galactic orange dumpster full of tire fires. You. Had. One. Job.

Help us Robert Mueller. You’re our only hope!

“They teach them that there is no difference between a marriage between a man and a woman and an anti-marriage between two people of the same-sex.”

Why must you split hairs, Baby Asshole? They’re all brown. Whatever. They love him and that’s all that matters. The brown love.

In the same vein, he keeps whining to both these other leaders about how bad everything will make him look, like that’s what, their problem? Especially in the case of Peña Nieto, I can’t imagine a person on earth with more right to be uninterested in Trump’s self-made image problem.

This is one of the less awful but still pretty awful aspects of his presidency. It’s not just that he’s a fuck up, it’s that he insists on being personally involved in this stuff and is embarassing the whole country in front of other leaders. Asking the President of Mexico to pretend like he might pay for the wall…

If it wasn’t the fate of the country hanging in the balance, I might actually be amused by what is obviously a secret society of Republican WH staffers determined to bring Trump down from the inside.

I’m sure there’s some German word for what I’m feeling.

Right? His followers are so invested in the macho man figure they think he cuts, but he’s just a sniveling little turd.

It’s so weird. I knew before reading that it was going to be a Fyre Festival but I wasn’t prepared to learn that he talks like a whiny little bitch in front of other world leaders.

Reading these was so... I don’t even know what word to use. Like, it was confirming in the fact that Trump is completely in over his head, but it was also sickening to see just how terrible a situation it really was. Like, something that I needed to see even though I knew it wasn’t going to be good. I’m sure there’s…

So weird. He tells Turnbull that he (Turnbull) made a bad deal and then all he can do is complain about how the deal was great for Australia but bad for Trump. It is like he thinks he deserves takebacks for a deal that Obama brokered.

I agree with you on Sessions being next. Any bets on how long it is until Trump can’t find ANYONE willing to take his posts? I mean, we’re only 6 months in and he’s already fired or lost so many people. Surely anyone in their right mind who wants to actually survive as a politician when this is all over wouldn’t touch…

I just hope that when Sessions goes, he puts on his dress grays and surrenders his elfin blade to Trump at Appomattox.

It was hell, all right.