Just to over my two cents, I maybe opened ten loot boxes this event and got two legendaries.

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

By KO? What evidence do you have that Floyd has KO ability? He took two women to decisions.

You must be a joy at parties.

I believe 164 BCE was also the last time a Buffalo sports team was in the playoffs.

One wonders how Blizzard could make the buff any more obvious. Maybe by having Lucio be more of a punk, and possibly have Tracer do ballet.

“Better Technology”

Fuck the other team. BETTER DEAD THAN RED

I vote for healers. Always. Even healers in the other team.

Every day, at 12:00 p.m.:

“It’s hiiiiigh noon.”

Yeah, OK dude. Post up a picture of your fat neckbearded ass and lets see how you compare.

Nice touch with the serial numbers being the pokédex numbers.
Although I would have added some letters:
VEN-003 (Variable Energy Nexus), for Venusaur
CHA-006 (Combustive Hydrocarbon Armament), for Charizard
BLA-009 (Ballistic Long-range Armament), for Blastoise

The Abe Lincoln skit still kills me today. That show was 90% stupid and bad but there were some really funny skits that stuck out.

Oh the scarfs. During the beta I found a shemagh in the dark zone. A mother-f-ing shemagh! You know how fly I’d look in chaotic Mid Town with a shemagh?! Of course you do. So I grabbed some other loot and went to call in a chopper to get this sweet ass scarf decontaminated so I could got get my tier-1 on. I spent a…