Wait... Grubbins On Ice, as in, the show-within-a-show from Blades of Glory?

@Hello Mister Walrus: Nah. He's going to show up in a Snowcrawler with a restraining bolt stuck to his chest. Uteeni!

@Relyt: Well, I'm sure that a tape measure would be more accurate.

@jdmcd: Also, why shoot something once when you can shoot it twice?

@HallaEks: Well, despite its coral-esque tendency to leave behind calcified corpses, it otherwise seems to be normal bacteria. Alcohol, high temperature, high energy UV light, and radiation should all kill the little buggers quite effectively.

@whatne1wuddo: Yes! If this came with a bluetooth headphone transmitter, I might actually get it. I couldn't imagine using it as just a watch, and I couldn't imagine walking around with a headphone cord plugged into something on my wrist.

@Trowble (XBL/PSN): Uncanny valley. And that refers mainly to representations of living creatures, most often human beings. It would not apply in this case.

@BeefSupreme: If you don't already have kids, then even assuming you went out and conceived a child right now, by the time they became teenagers, I'm pretty sure there will be at least two cameras in every phone, laptop, multimedia device, and even their god damn contact lenses. But it doesn't matter, because they're…

So, I guess the idea is that women will hang out near airports and encourage tourists to touch their bras and rip off their skirts?

Obviously, we need to start polluting the ocean more. That way, particulates in the water will make it more murky, blocking out the extra UV light. Save the whales, trash the ocean!

@milkplus: I don't buy the "showing off our ICBMs to the Chinese" bullshit, though. This isn't the damn cold war- the competition is economic, not military. And besides, everyone KNOWS about our ICBM capability, this isn't the 60s or 70s where we need to prove that we aren't lying about our ability to perform…

@ithy-phallus: But again, in that case, couldn't they just as easily saunter over and press the power button on your xbox or something?

@TRT-X: That's not analogous at all. These are people you're already allowing to hang out in your living room. Analogy-wise, its more like locking your refrigerator so that people you invite inside your home don't steal your food- really, if they're the kind of people to give you reason to be worried about that, you…

@ithy-phallus: I still don't understand this argument.

Anyone else notice that the guy playing Hitler... was actually Uwe Boll himself?

@se7a7n7: Except no portal to metaphysical hell this time, Disney. K thnx.

I can't help but think that at some point, someone is going to make a straight-up physical peripheral for the Kinect.

@Billybird: Don't be so sad, Cameron! You've got a bright future ahead of you in the space elevator construction industry.

They are going to retain the cockpit because, while remotely operated drones are ideal, any device which can be remotely controlled by an EM signal can also potentially have its signal jammed, turning into a multi-million-dollar paperweight. While not every enemy may be able to do this, any single enemy which could…

@HobbitGamer: Killed by kids who'd become obsessed with their GTA-expy.