@CowZ: Well, they've still got Photoshop. And a terrible movie studio suite, but hey, who's counting.

@swenson: Yeah. Just remember that the organ transplant game isn't really about finding a "good" organ- its about finding a compatible one.

@John: The Game is for newfags. After all, y'all ruined it, and now y'all can keep it.

@swenson: The biggest problem facing organ transplants is rejection. Many organs from which could be successfully collected from dead organ donors (i.e., people who've died and have that donor sticker on their driver's license) end up "rotting on the vine" because there is no compatible recipient on the donor list…

People have brought up the "plasma not lasers", yadda yadda, star wars geek wankery (which I am often guilty of myself), so I won't bring it up.

I feel like this should look awful.

So, "eerie" is your code word for "kinky", then?

@TwistedChimp: Give them a postcard of an Ohio farm, point out the fact that those big metal towers are filled with grain, and let them decide.

@Michael Scrip: "Live" really just means "in front of a live studio audience". "Live" only means "real time" in news reports, and even then, they'll often delay the transmission long enough that the guy in the van with the bleep machine can do his magic if necessary.

@iDestroySteveJobsWithChocolate: Please officer, let's be calm about this. I wouldn't want this situation to... develop.

@affable.gentleman: Watch out man. I hear she's really into dom. Don't bother unless you like being tied down.

"Why didn't Microsoft implement Kinect controls for Halo: Reach or Gears of War 3?"

@WestwoodDenizen: Hey, that's harsh. I'm pretty sure that Red Planet got one, maybe two bits of science correct.

@ri59: That's Red Planet. Which, ironically, while intended to be a dumber Mars flick, was still substantially better.

As long as Nicky Cage is attached to this, it will bite. I mean, I understand that his geeky midlife crisis has driven him to try and forcibly brand himself an action star even though the only thing he's good at is quirky and neurotic comedy characters, but god dammit Hollywood, just stop giving him action lead parts.…

@Sir Gibler: Buy her an iPad- old people love 'em! [TM]

@Jestermeister: ... if the laws of physics worked like they do in Hollywood, anyway. Luckily, that isn't the case.

@gebinsk: Because God will sort it out in the end, right?

Dammit. I knew this would happen when "Live Free or Die Hard" made it to Netflix.

@Archaotic: Actual console death has gotten relatively rare in new models, and is now more often indicated through the use of an onscreen failure message.